allergies are just natural selection’s way of saying “you gotta go son”
Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao
If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
do u have that one person who you kinda just
im so happy youre alive i dont care that youre miles and miles away i just love you a lot and care for you so much
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden
When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”